Not on MY Tree!

Tonight is our (Supposed to be, but doesn't always happen that way) monthly ladies get together. We're doing something different this month. Instead of meeting at the church, like we usually do, and everyone bringing snacks we're going to meet at Chili's. Can you say "MMmmm?"

We're also doing an (Uber) early Christmas tree ornament exchange. I think we should have at least waited until next month but oh well. October Christmas Ornament Exchange it is.

I haven't actually purchased an ornament to exchange but I have been looking online and I found some very interesting candidates!

Is this the "Drunken Merman?" I'm kind of confused . . .

Bigfoot! You know, I've been DYING to get a Bigfoot ornament for my Christmas tree . . . (Does anyone believe in him, by the way? Just feeling the water . . .)

Oh. My. Word! This would not find a spot on my Christmas tree, ever! I don't even really know what it is . . . Any ideas?

She looks like she may be distantly related to the guy above her. Is this for a Christmas tree or a Halloween tree??

Ummm . . . I . . . I just . . . I just don't know.

This one looks like it came directly from Stephen King's Christmas tree. Odd . . . to say the least.

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Honestly though, I think this next one is the absolute winner . . .

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It's worth the wait, trust me.

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What? Doesn't everyone hang blind, shrunken heads with very obvious cranial trauma on their trees???