Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday Silly - Only In America

I hope you're having a nice Sunday. Here is something from my inbox that might make you smile. :)

I love Only in America stuff!



Only In America

Only in America
.........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America
........do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America
.........do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America
.........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America
.........do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America
........do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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