Kid logic is awesome.
Kid: I scratched my toe.
Me (Misunderstanding): You scratched your tail? You don't have a tail.
Kid: No, I scratched my TOE.
Me: Oh. I knew you didn't have a tail.
Kid: If I had a tail I'd be a monkey!
P.S. Once again, virtual cookies and 1,000 internet points if you can tell me where my title came from. :)
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